One of my all time favorite net pals is celebrating her birthday. Iris VonKornea, happy birthday ya old biatch. Now, take a bath, you smell like fish sticks.
Good god milkmaid, would you please put away your breasts? It would be a happy birthday indeed if your bosoms weren't flopping around naked everywhere I turn around on this World Wide Web.
I don't think that Saint Al Gore had all of this pornography in mind when he invented this magic box, for pity's sake.
Though I still am sure it was those goddamned Republicans who made my son lop off his man bits and become a girl. At least Horatio was not alive to see that!
Thank you gabbie dear. Now who the hell are you again? My word.
Rodney, my negro caretaker... well that nogoodnick is hiding my Aricept on me and good god damn, I can't control my language and I can't remember shit.
Well happy birthday Iris. I have not visited in a long time but I see you over at Crabs when you sneak in. Glad Rodney is around to watch over you guys.
Iris, just because your breasts hang near your ankles and ortho shoes, doesn't give you the right to be bitchy about my chesticles. And yeah, those Republicans, nasty bunch, aren't they? LB luuuuuves her Big George Bush, so watch your back in the hallway.
Poor Rodney, I agree, he needs a raise.
Barman!!! Love love the new doo!
Good morning GMan, lets just hope Iris keeps HERS put away. Nobody should be subjected to that nasty shit.
What is this place called again? Milk Chocolate Bitches? Is LaTwanda here? I didn't realize you were a darkie. Like Rodney.
G-man, I stopped counting somewhere around 92. What's the point really. Everything that used to be moist is dried up and everything that used to to be dry is leaking something somewhere. But anyway, don't distract me with these questions.... I know you stole my dog, G-man! Here dubbin dubbin dubbin! Here boy! Stop sticking your bone in my dog's face!
PS. You left your teeth on my coffee table after the party. and um....well....Lucy swallowed a couple but, I'm watching for them. Soon as they pass, I'll super glue them back in for ya.
Listen here, Angela Marie Smartypants, I'm brewing esspresso right now and it has your patootie written all over it. You are always talking about how good the drugs are when you go in for your chronic butt scopings, but let me tell you something, when you get to be my age, they dispense with that and the colonic bag. I think to save money Hinkleshire just brought in his broken down pressure washer from K-mart.
If you aren't nice to me, LaTwanda can make you sing... then she'll go blow off the algae on your patio.
Thank you for the glad birthday tidings, Crabby. You are the only decent young girl on the Internet. The rest of them are a bunch of potty mouth sluts.
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Good god milkmaid, would you please put away your breasts? It would be a happy birthday indeed if your bosoms weren't flopping around naked everywhere I turn around on this World Wide Web.
I don't think that Saint Al Gore had all of this pornography in mind when he invented this magic box, for pity's sake.
Though I still am sure it was those goddamned Republicans who made my son lop off his man bits and become a girl. At least Horatio was not alive to see that!
What were we talking about?
Happy Birthday Iris and many many more.
Thank you gabbie dear. Now who the hell are you again? My word.
Rodney, my negro caretaker... well that nogoodnick is hiding my Aricept on me and good god damn, I can't control my language and I can't remember shit.
Can someone tell Hinkleshire for me?
Shit! What did you say?
Well happy birthday Iris. I have not visited in a long time but I see you over at Crabs when you sneak in. Glad Rodney is around to watch over you guys.
And how old is the lovely Iris?
And Milky? Don't listen to her...You don't have to put them away! xox
Iris, just because your breasts hang near your ankles and ortho shoes, doesn't give you the right to be bitchy about my chesticles. And yeah, those Republicans, nasty bunch, aren't they? LB luuuuuves her Big George Bush, so watch your back in the hallway.
Poor Rodney, I agree, he needs a raise.
Barman!!! Love love the new doo!
Good morning GMan, lets just hope Iris keeps HERS put away. Nobody should be subjected to that nasty shit.
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me like birthday!
What is this place called again? Milk Chocolate Bitches? Is LaTwanda here? I didn't realize you were a darkie. Like Rodney.
G-man, I stopped counting somewhere around 92. What's the point really. Everything that used to be moist is dried up and everything that used to to be dry is leaking something somewhere. But anyway, don't distract me with these questions.... I know you stole my dog, G-man! Here dubbin dubbin dubbin! Here boy! Stop sticking your bone in my dog's face!
All this bone licking talk has made me excited!
Don't excite Iris! She might tinkle on the floor.
Thanks Milkmaid. Some mornings you just can't do a thing with your hair!
Whatever happened to those nice old women who say they will simply wear purple? Iris has scared them all away.
Well, crap. How'd I miss this?
Ah well, Happy late birthday, Iris.
PS. You left your teeth on my coffee table after the party. and um....well....Lucy swallowed a couple but, I'm watching for them. Soon as they pass, I'll super glue them back in for ya.
Listen here, Angela Marie Smartypants, I'm brewing esspresso right now and it has your patootie written all over it. You are always talking about how good the drugs are when you go in for your chronic butt scopings, but let me tell you something, when you get to be my age, they dispense with that and the colonic bag. I think to save money Hinkleshire just brought in his broken down pressure washer from K-mart.
If you aren't nice to me, LaTwanda can make you sing... then she'll go blow off the algae on your patio.
Now do be a good girl and find my dog, OK?
Thank you for the glad birthday tidings, Crabby. You are the only decent young girl on the Internet. The rest of them are a bunch of potty mouth sluts.
Is your son still being a stinkpot?
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