Overheard on the cell phone in the boat this weekend.
MMan- Yeah, I ski all the time out here, you guys should come out and I'll show you how it's done.
MMan- Oh sure, one ski. Yeah, slalom.
MMan- Hell yeah, 30 mph.
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MMaid-So, you didn't tell them the whole truth? That on the way down the ladder of the boat with your neon green floatie noodle you got a charlie horse in your big toe and called it quits? Your skis are dry rotted? Your tow rope looks like a rats nest of knots?
By the way, in the photo is the Big Kid, Trey, on the wake board. MilkMan does do a hell of a fine job pulling the boys around.
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Milkman reminds me of the character in that 60s song, “Super Skier”—even though the song’s about skiing on snow not water. The last verse goes (if my memory hasn’t completely failed me):
So the moral of our story
Though the story’s kinda gory
Is for you sundeck Charlies there’s still hope
Wear the fastest clothes you can
Talk skiin’ like a man
But don’t let no one get ya on the slopes.
I suppose it could be similar for water?
LOL, that's about true Nick!
Oh those men are so full of it! ;)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!
Now what is he gonna do if they take him up on his offer and come out so he can teach them how to ski?
My uncle used to have a ski boat. The last thing they told me before I went out was..if ya go down..let go of the rope.
I went down. And I forgot to let go of the rope. I can tell you for an absolute fact, river water tastes like crap.
It's good for boys to be pulled around by milkmaids.
I tried to ski once. It was the longest douche I've ever had.
Really what's important here anyway, Milkman's reality or his manlyness?? LOL. Hopefully he was talking to someone too far away to prove it!
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