Thursday, September 20, 2007

Toilet


Toilet
Originally uploaded by milkmaid1979
Remember a few months ago, or maybe you don't. I asked for and got a new toilet for my birthday. Now, if you've been around me long, you've heard me harp on wanting this new g'damn toilet for YEARS.

After many many MANY trips to the hardware store, reading my book of instructions, pestering every plumber looking man on the plumbing isle, I have successfully set my toilet. YEAH ME!

Only thing.

The supply line is like a half freaking inch too short.

I don't know how long it will be before I let MilkMan use my new princess looking, clean, shining, BRAND NEW NOBODY'S EVER PEED IN IT toilet. I mean, he can go get his own for his birthday.

(More photos over at flickr, like if you need to see more of my toilet LOL)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think all houses should have men's and women's bathrooms and closets
your's is very cute--I don't think I ever said that about a toilet

SignGurl said...

I think the mirror on the back of the toilet is hilarious! Every man needs to see what he's doing.

Unknown said...

Congratulations!

Now that you have all of these plumbing skills, are you going into the plumbing trade and make $60.00/hour?

Remember: “The plumber protects the health of the nation.” (My uncle was vice president of a plumbing supply corporation; he had that phrase on the side of a coffee cup that some plumbers’ organization had given him).

Mathieu said...

Milkmaid!!

i was wondering where you were at. It's been a while.

cool pictures.

Crabby said...

I am on the edge of my seat waiting to see what you're gonna ask for on your anniversary. ahhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

justacoolcat said...

" don't know how long it will be before I let MilkMan use my new princess looking, clean, shining, BRAND NEW NOBODY'S EVER PEED IN IT toilet"

I'll bet it's already happened when you were out.

nikki said...

congrats on setting the toilet! that sounds positively frightful.

there should be some way of detecting if milkman has made a wee in the toilet...like a luminol for urine. this way, you can run the ultraviolet light on the seat for detection of man pee.

MilkMaid said...

LOL Nikki, he read this over my shoulder after I'd posted it and said I am SO leaving you a present in there in the morning. MEN...

CoolCat, you are so right.