So I was all settled into the bed.
Magazines? Check.
Glasses? Check.
Diet Coke? Check.
Remote control? Check.
Foot spray for stinky MilkMan? Check.
Waiting for Idol to come on and snuggling my beasty critters. Life was good.
In comes a panicked Little Kid. Holding his left hand in the air. White as a sheet. Blood running off the end of his elbow like a bloody nightmare.
What the hell?
Seems he was doing a surgical procedure on his "broken hunk of crap" microphone on his computer before a big game match on one of his online games. A little slip of that brand spanking new, freshly unwrapped, single edged razor blade and right thru the thumb, all the way to the bone.
Yeah, it was a fun night at our po-dunk emergency room. Tyler was a good sport and did stop the panic when he realized that his Mother would not let him bleed to death. Well....until they unwrapped the needle for the eight stitches.
And I missed Idol.
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Man, that's gotta hurt! Poor little kid. Sorry you missed Idol.
EWWWW EW EW EW! Everything I have is twitching. You know I can't handle seeing blood stuff. Especially there. That's GOTTA hurt like a booger!
THAT'S IT! No more razors. Ever! For the rest of his life.
Far as Idol goes...nobody got voted off. Next week they're voting off two instead.
I'd almost agree poor Little Kid Sign, cept...he's a happy little camper on the sofa this morning with his Spicy Doritos, Dr Pepper, remote control and good pain meds. Brat.
Crabby... I know, they were teasing him last night in the ER, yanno, you can't do a razor cut without the alcohol in it jokes. FUCKING STOP IT....ish. MilkMan said for me to NOT watch Idol on the DVR, he's afraid I'll send them all our paychecks for the next six months. Pft, as if that would buy more than two boxes of Captain Crunch.
Ouch! That makes my thumb hurt. My nephews did that to themselves all the time when they were little. You would think they would have learned after the first time.
Idol was basically a telethon last night.
Awww, jeez, that gave me the willies! Good to hear he's OK.
A telethon, that's what MilkMan said Wendy.
Sorry bout the willies Lori LOL..(not really..heh)
Every time I see that pic my nether region tries to climb up inside itself. Must be how a guy feels when his balls shrink up.
I'm so glad I'm not there with Little Kid. Knowing he has your blood in his veins I KNOW damn well he'd be chasing me around with that thing.
Oh man that look so terrible. Glad it is all repaired and hope all will be well soon. When he gets better I think he owes you a day or two of waiting on you to make up for taking you away from the comfy situation and missing Idol.
Should we all make out fingers up to look like that and chase Crabs around with them?
I guess he gets out of doing dishes for awhile now.
I didn't know you were back blogging but your profile pic gave you away.
I have been off and on lately--congrats on the baby--it is so much fun.
Oh man! That brings back bad memories, MM. LOL http://www.fullmooncustomcycles.com/images/shop4ouch.JPG
"on the sofa this morning with his Spicy Doritos, Dr Pepper, remote control and good pain meds. Brat."
Hahahaha LMAO
Crabby, you know it! *evil wicked laugh*
Barman, BRILLIANT, yes.
Tutu, lol, yeah, I asked him to open the trash can for me yesterday and he wimpered a little. Paleeeze, a few stitches and he turns into a real man LMAO.
Doc, I SO remember the first time I saw that image of you. You are one lucky lucky man, guess you know that. He's still chomping on his Doritos and I think he's watched all he had DVR'd for the last month.
Impecable timing kids have, "Man, who would have them?" Is always my question, having 4 myself I gotta wonder right? LOL.
Fingers bloody hurt for sure, I know this because I am a nurse. Alot of people faint when they get their fingers injected and stitched. True.
So, is the kid on antibiotics?
That just looks painful....
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