Monday, August 6, 2007

You Know You Are In Redneck Country, IF...


Ugly's
Originally uploaded by milkmaid1979

I love Texas and I love Cut and Shoot, hillbilly rednecks ALWAYS entertain me, so I kinda fit in here.

A conversation I had this weekend, went sorta, kinda like this.

BarMaid: My granddaughter's birthday is next weekend.

MilkMaid: Oh really, how many grandkids do you have anyway?

BM: Four. Two I know for sure are mine, one is being DNA tested to be sure it's mine and the forth one that is on the way, we aren't real sure of yet.

MM: *blink* *Big gulp of her Bacardi and Diet Coke* THAT IS SUCH A CUT AND SHOOT ANSWER BWAHAHAHAHA.....

BM: *Walks away thinking she's not from Cut and Shoot, duh.*

MilkMan thumped me on the arm and told me to HUSH UP.

LOL...sorry, I couldn't help it, it just came out of my lips before I could snuff out the thought. But I mean, really.

10 comments:

Crabby said...

LMAO! Wouldn't it be cheaper just to wait and see who's nose the kid has?

Tell me these aren't her daughter's kids.
Cause if they are....that gal is from Steubanville O-hi-ah. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!

insideout said...

Glad to be back, I belong to the Cut N Shoot Harley chapter, and you are dead on HAHAHA. I had a lady on a cell phone decide she wanted my lane more than I did. She squeezed me between her and a construction barrier. I kicked a big dent in her door, Grabbed the clutch and the brakes to get away from here and she freaked out and slamed on the brakes in the middle of interstate 45. I ended up rear ending her and getting life flighted to the hopital. I found out later that I coded twice in transit. Broke my jaw in 4 places, 5 ribs, my right lower leg was shattered, right hip was dislocated and I had severe internal bleeding.. Been a rough comeback but here I am...I/O

GAB said...

She made it sound like they were her kids not her grandkids.

SignGurl said...

Whoa, Insideout, that's rough. Hope things are better now.

Milkmaid, that is a hilarious story!

deb said...

LOL, you could have been having this conversation with my mother in law.

Wendy said...

It shocks me what some people will tell a stranger. Very funny though.

†he Pa†rio†™ said...

LMAO Too funny, MM!! "Who 'da baby's daddy?" AHAHAHAHAHAHA

cathouse teri said...

Omigod! That Absolut hunk looks just like my boyfriend! Well his body anyway. Thanks for getting me all heated up when I won't see him for another week and a half! Damn you!

Once, when someone asked me if I was related to the Ahlstrom's of Salt Lake City, I said, "No, my grandparents didn't have any children that lived."

Total silence.

Unknown said...

Hmmm. Texas rednecks and eastern Kentucky hillbillies seem to have the same family traditions.

BTW, I have tried to avoid redneck country ever since I saw the film “Easy Rider.”

MilkMaid said...

Exactly Crabby...or just freaking love them. Oy....

I/O, holy shit. I'm so sorry you went thru that, incredible. I-45 scares the shit out of me, I prefer all back roads for this very reason. Glad you are still with us to tell the tale.

Gab, I think they all live together, so who can tell really?

ba doozie, thanks for tanking my NAB'D virginity LOL

Sign...I thought it was funny too, guess I was the only one. MilkMan was NOT happy with me and my mouth.

Deb, move south already.

Wendy, me too.

Doc, exactly HAHAHAHAa

Hi Teri, welcome. I love my Absolute man. He makes my morning, every morning. :) Total silence is sometimes the BEST answer.

Nick, I just watched ER a few weeks ago, dang I hate that ending.