Thursday, March 8, 2007

Kitty Kitty

Where the hell is PETA when you REALLY need them. You know, not all up Pam Anderson's ass?

Little Kid is doing dissections in his biology class. We did that, I still shiver at the thought of that pickled worm and frog. Today he did a frog, starfish, clam, "grasshopper on steroids" and a worm. He said their frog was a a smoker. It had black crumbly lungs and everybody else's had nice little pink lungs. I told him that frog was probably from the waters of New Jersy. HAHAHAHAHA....

Tomorrow?

They are doing a cat.



A real furry cat.

I swear, I did not believe him, but he said, yeah, the teacher already has the cats, one for each class. Seven black plastic, shrink wrapped, poor little kitties.

Here Crabby, I only blew my nose on this tissue once.

17 comments:

Lori said...

And that is exactly why Miss M won't sign up for any lab class where there's possibility of dissection.

Jaysey said...

Ewww...really. That's just awful. I don't think I could do that! I did a frog back in high school, but that was it. And even that was rough--but a kitty?? No way!

MilkMaid said...

Lori, I loved biology, love it. But the dissection thing was NOT a good thing. I don't think I could do a cat, it was all I could do to just be a part of the group on the frog.

Hi Jenn! Glad you stopped by here. I'm totally with ya...I honestly did not believe him when he said cat. I gave him a bunch of questions for the teacher today, like WHERE do these kitties come from. Not that it matters...I just can't believe I'm the only one that is kinda heebed over this.

Anonymous said...

Oh, the Jersey jibe is soooooo 20 years ago.

I'm surprised Tyler didn't have to do the fetal pig instead of the cat.

Crabby said...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! NO! NO! Oh no. They have gone too far now. Cutting up kitty cats???

OH this is just tearing my heart out. If I lived there, I SWEAR, I'd be at that school before they even had the doors open with my picket sign.

Friggin barbarians. Teachin my kid to cut up pets!

MilkMaid said...

Deb, I think the pig would have been somewhat different, I dunno, A CAT??

Crabby...give me back my tissue, you snotted it all up.

barman said...

I was not real thrilled with doing the frog back when I was in high school. There is no way I would do a cat and I mean no way. I say the community needs to know about this. I mean we consider cats pets.

MilkMaid said...

ZACTLY Barman.

Anonymous said...

How do you people eat meat ? LOL

Think about it....we actually remove the "innerds" from birds and put other stuff inside that we are going to eat after it cooks in there, and we display the finished product on dining room tables and even take pictures of it for our photo albums.

I know,....I know, it's not a cat right ? LOL

Anonymous said...

As long as it is not a goat, I do not care what you infidels do in these classes you proclaim as science. Chop up the pig. It is unclean.

MilkMaid said...

Ahahaha Helen, meat is in a nice cooler with plastic wrap around it. Not with fur all around it.

Allah, I am so gonna fry some bacon in your honor tonight.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, Allah Upchuck. Let me guess, I'd be dead in your country, right?

Ahem.

When I was in AP Biology, they substituted a fetal pig for the cat. A fetal pig is roughly the same size as a full grown cat, and seems to be less objectionable than Fluffy or Garfield, lol.

I lab partnered with my buddy who wanted med school & a surgical rotation. He was more than happy to chop chop. I took the notes, drew the pictures and otherwise got us the "A." Worked for me!

MilkMaid said...

Tyler, was actually ok with all of this. Made sure his camera phone was all charged so he could take pictures. We talked about his aunt that is a nurse and did the human cadaver thing. His eyes got all wide. I'm skeert. ENGINEERING LITTLE KID, it requires nothing to do with formaldehyde.

Wendy said...

We had the pigs in our biology class too. There is NO way I would cut up a cat! No friggin way! I can't believe they can do that. Did you happen to hear where the cats came from?

MilkMaid said...

No Wendy, but Little Kid is asking today, I really am curious.

MilkMaid said...

http://www.sniksnak.com/aavs3.html

We aren't alone in the disgust.

GAB said...

Are you kidding me? OMG let me shot that school!!!!! Poor kitties. How cruel.